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Filthy Communists

We all know Communists love to play Chess hoping they can one day defeat the free-thinkers of earth, become World Champion, and secure their utopia of worshiping bad ideas and horrendous Chess.

The Communist is most known in Chess, as in life, to take whatever free things come their way.

A Chess master friend of mind stated my Chess language is anti-Communist and there appears to be an entire culture of Chess players against the Communist language as well.

Share your experiences in destroying the communists

You want an image of the enemy? Who's next?
Chess is a humanitarian, friendly, unifying game.
Joseph McCarthy would be prouder still. Any chess moves that conform to communist ideals should be blacklisted and thrown into jail. To avoid being hypocrites, communist players should be forced to surrender their bishops (religion), castles (private property), knights (hereditary privilege), kings and queens (obviously). Even Boris Spassky would struggle with just 8 pawns to play with - although he'd still beat me.
I have never actually _destroyed_ a communist as such, but I do abuse one every morning in the shower.

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